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starmaps:

careers to consider when I finish uni:

  • girl in 1960s Paris with winged eyeliner and a fringe who sits in cafes and bars and drinks sherry
  • WWII war nurse
  • muse for a late 19th century artist
  • archaeologist in the 30s
  • suffragette
  • background character in a Wodehouse story
  • incorporeal sense of vague dissatisfaction

bitchcoven:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

monroesroyalecstasy:

✖️

Not even for practice with a rented cock, sweetheart. I don’t go for the vapid types that think life begins and ends with clothing and makeup. Or that a proficiency with either of those things makes you worth my time.

I’d take ripped value village jeans and scars but an amazing personality over some hoity toity broad any day of the week and twice on sunday.

*britney spears voice* really cool and interesting.

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as  a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

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